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MAYA:
Hold the doors, please!

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Thank you.

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(SIGHING)

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Good morning.

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Happy Halloween.

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I'm a fairy princess.

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The whole office
is dressing up in wild costumes.

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(LAUGHS)
Big tradition.

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Crazy people.

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We're having
orange punch.

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Finch!

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Why am I
the only one dressed up?

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(STUTTERS)

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Attention people,
listen up!

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Did anyone lose a tooth?

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The memo telling everyone
to get dressed up.

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I'm the only one
who got it, aren't I?

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I have no idea
what you're talking about.

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But, this just came
to you from corporate.

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Next week is
Topless Tuesday.

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Oh, way to go, Nina.

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See, I'm not the only one
in the Halloween spirit.

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Today's Halloween?

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I don't care.
I love Halloween.

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Even if
the whole office thinks I'm nuts,

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I'm going to have
a good time today.

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That's the attitude.

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Thank you, Elliott.

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No problem.

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Now would
you mind

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turning my little
wooden friend into a real boy?

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So?

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So what?

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Did you watch it?

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Yeah, I watched it.

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And?

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It wasn't that scary.

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What? What do you mean
it wasn't that scary?

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Psycho is the scariest
movie of all time.

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You've never seen
home movies of my grandpa

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gumming an ear of corn.

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Man, the first time
I saw  Psycho,

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I couldn't sleep
for a week.

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Yeah, well that's
the difference between us.

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You're a sniveling, little
coward cry-baby,

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whereas I am more of a...
Dennis.

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Hey!

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Don't do that!

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Sorry, I just wanted
those checks to sign.

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Here. Put some
bells on your shoes, will you?

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I knew it.
You're jumpy.

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I am not.

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And look at your hair.
It's greasy.

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Jealous?

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You were afraid to take
a shower this morning.

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I took a European shower.

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What's that?

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Splashed a little water
on my face,

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put a little cologne
in my hair...

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It's all the rage
in Prague.

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NINA: You know, my friend
Binnie was in Prague a few years ago.

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Oh, good God.

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She was having
her navel centered.

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What? You can't
get that done.

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It's thinking like that
that's forced women

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to live with
their original ribs.

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Hey, you know
her friend Binnie? What does she look like?

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What? You've never
met her either?

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No, but I picture
a woman with a face

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put together
like a ransom note.

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That's weird.

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You've never seen her.
I've never seen her.

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Maybe there is no Binnie.

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What?
Yeah.

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Maybe it's just
a creation in Nina's mind. An alter-ego.

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Yeah, like in  Psycho.

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Exactly!

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You see, you see,
it freaked you out.

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It did not.

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Oh, come on, Finch,
every time you see a scary flick,

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you get all jumpy
and paranoid.

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I do not.

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Remember the one
about the alligator in the sewer?

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I'm telling you,
I sat down and something bit me.

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It may not have been
an alligator, okay!

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Item number eight,

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the new deadline
for copy is noon on the 15th.

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(ALL GROANING)

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And finally, item
number nine, Maya,

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why are you dressed
like a pink mosquito?

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I'm a fairy princess,
and Finch tricked me.

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Dennis, an explanation?

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It was a prank
designed to bring joy

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to the entire office
by humiliating Maya.

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Fair enough.

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Maya, rebuttal?

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I don't care,
I love Halloween.

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Doesn't everybody?

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Interesting.
Let's open it up.

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When I was 21,
I shaved my head and went as Mr. Clean.

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Seemed a lot funnier then.

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I love costumes.
I was a dominatrix one year.

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Well, it was more like
a year and a half.

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Quick,
someone else talk.

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My favorite Halloween
of all

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was the one time
you took me trick-or-treating.

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He wore this amazing
gorilla suit

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and I went
as his little banana.

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I called him
"Mr. Monkey-Dad."

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(LAUGHS) Monkey Dad!

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It's cute. I like it.

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And he stayed
in character the whole night.

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Remember, when you left,
you jumped out the window,

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climbed down
the fire escape.

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You were so funny.
I'll never forget it.

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Well, that's why
they call them memories.

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Dennis, I'm in that
Halloween spirit.

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Run out and
get one of those cardboard skeletons

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to hang on my door.

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Will you settle for
an old poster of Nina in a bikini?

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That is so sweet.

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Yeah.

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Elliott,
Elliott, Elliott.

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Would you blow this
picture up into an eight-by-ten for me?

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Is that
Mr. Monkey-Dad?

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Yeah, I want to
give it to him as a present.

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Yeah, I can do that.

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Why's he carrying
a yellow duffel bag?

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That's me
in my little banana costume.

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I made it myself.

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Out of a duffel bag.

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Hey, Elliott,
do me a favor.

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What do you need?

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Go talk to Nina
for a minute

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while I check out
something about Binnie.

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Finch, I'm sure
Binnie exists.

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I'm gonna
prove you wrong.

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Now just don't let her
come back till I get out of her office, okay?

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Hey, Nina.
Where you going?

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To my office.

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Don't go there.
Stay out here with me.

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We haven't talked
in so long.

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What's this about?

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What's this about?

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That we spend
hours and hours together every day,

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and yet I know
almost nothing about you.

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Oh, okay,
what do you want to know?

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Everything.
How did you become a model?

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Was it fun?
Do you miss it?

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Did you meet
any interesting people?

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Well, it all started
when I was 10...

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Wow. See?
I feel so much closer to you.

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Are you happy?
Now can I get on with my life?

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Check this out.
I went through her Rolodex.

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And you know
what's missing?

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A working knowledge
of the alphabet?

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No, "Binnie Belmont."

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She's not there.

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It goes directly
from "Bail Bondsman"

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to "Brothers
comma Baldwin."

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Finch, that
proves nothing.

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You've got  Psycho
on the brain.

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I mean, come on,
why would she make up Binnie?

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It's simple.
She doesn't want to look pathetic,

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going out to bars by herself
and drinking every night.

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So she made up
a best friend.

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That's crazy.

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It's just like
when guys pretend they have fraternity brothers

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so everyone at home
doesn't think they were rejected

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from every house
on campus,

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even Kappa Zeta,
the so-called Christian frat.

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Tell me where
in the Bible it says

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you can give a guy
a purple-nurple.

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It doesn't!

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(SNEEZES)

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Bless you.

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Glenn, hey,
great floods.

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I'm so glad
to see someone else get into the spirit.

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All hail,
King of the Geeks!

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What do you mean?

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Nothing, sexy.

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Hey, Maya,
could I ask you a favor?

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Sure. Absolutely. Anything.

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My girlfriend
wrote this article for her journalism class.

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Could you take
a look at it

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and maybe make a few notes
in the margins?

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Or wherever
you make notes.

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Just try to be
nice to her.

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She's a bit of
an underachiever.

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Although she had
no problem landing me.

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Bless you.
Hey, you know, it's no problem.

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Oh, and about my pants.

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Do you really think
they're too short?

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No! No, no.
Looking sharp, man.

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Good. I wouldn't want
to be "uncool."

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Anyway,
Na-nu Na-nu.

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Hi.
Hi.

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I'm not Tinker Bell.

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And I'm not gay.

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Maya Gallo.
Nice to meet you.

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Pete Hamilton.

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I'm the victim
of office prank.

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What's your excuse?

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I just love Halloween.

205
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Well, you make
a very nice...

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What exactly are you?

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Prince Charming.

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Okay, I got your picture.
Huh?

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Oh! Thanks!
Oh, thank you so much.

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Don't lick it,
it's still wet.

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It's adorable.

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Yeah, it came out
pretty well, huh?

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I think he's going
to love this.

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Why would I lick it?

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00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:03,868
People do.

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00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:08,467
Hey, Dad!
Happy Halloween!

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00:10:08,534 --> 00:10:11,634
Oh, my God.
Will you look at that?

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Isn't it great?

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Don't lick it.

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Don't have to
tell me twice.

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00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,501
Look at us.
You in the gorilla suit...

222
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Boy, that thing
was itchy!

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And me,
as the little banana, clutching your paw.

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What a night!

225
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,868
Hey, who's this
in the background hailing a cab?

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Probably some guy.

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That looks like
you, Jack.

228
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Well, it ain't.

229
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Let me see.

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Oh, my God,
it is you!

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I thought you were
in the gorilla suit.

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00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:44,767
So did I!

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Well thanks, pumpkin.

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I'm going to put this
in a very special place.

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Halt!

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Or here's good.

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00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,167
Now let me
get this straight,

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'cause this may be
the crowning moment

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of your negligent
parenting career.

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You got someone
to pose as you

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to take me
trick-or-treating?

242
00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:15,534
Well, you had
your little heart set on it.

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A lot of fathers
wouldn't have gone to the trouble.

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00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,133
Who was in the gorilla suit?
Uncle Harry?

245
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,234
No!
Uncle Mike?

246
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Certainly not.

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00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,567
The doorman?

248
00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:24,934
Look, what difference
does it make?

249
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,934
I can't believe
you paid someone

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00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,734
to take me
trick-or-treating!

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00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:30,968
What do you
want me to say?

252
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,167
Dad, Halloween was
my favorite holiday.

253
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,567
Congratulations.
You've managed to ruin that, too.

254
00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:38,100
Hey, can I say
something here?

255
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,601
Every time
I come in here,

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you're either
slamming your dad

257
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,434
or turning on
the waterworks.

258
00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:47,200
Could you tell me,
what did he do that was so bad?

259
00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,033
Thank you, Dennis.

260
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,534
When I was five,
he paid our doorman

261
00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:54,534
to pose as him
to take me trick-or-treating.

262
00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:02,167
You're not my
pretend Dad anymore.

263
00:12:17,934 --> 00:12:19,200
Huh.

264
00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:21,667
A shower curtain
in the kitchenette.

265
00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:24,567
I don't see
where this is going.

266
00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:26,467
Come on out, Elliott.

267
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,534
Okay, I'll play along.

268
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:33,701
Gosh, I really need
to take a shower right now.

269
00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:36,901
I hope there's no one
behind there with a knife.

270
00:12:36,968 --> 00:12:38,367
(SQUEALING)

271
00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:41,400
(HEARTBEAT DECREASING)

272
00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:46,467
Finch?

273
00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:48,300
Finch, are you okay?

274
00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:54,868
Man, I'm sorry.

275
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,300
Are you all right?

276
00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:01,067
Yeah, dude.
I'm fine. Why?

277
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,534
You had no pulse
for close to a minute.

278
00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:11,601
It's a defense mechanism.
Like a possum.

279
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:17,133
Just admit it,
that movie freaked you out.

280
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,701
All right, it was
a tad unsettling.

281
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,567
But that doesn't
change the fact that there's no Binnie.

282
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,901
(EXPRESSES DISGUST)

283
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,601
I checked.
There's no record of her anywhere.

284
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,167
Not even
a Social Security Number.

285
00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:30,067
So, she's never had a job.
She's lived off alimony.

286
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,701
No driver's license.

287
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,901
Lots of people
in Manhattan don't drive.

288
00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:36,133
No arrests
for public drunkenness.

289
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,534
Go on.

290
00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:41,767
Hey, Nina, I thought
maybe we could have a drink.

291
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,100
I'll get some cups.

292
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:45,234
No. No, I meant
after work.

293
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,334
NINA: Oh.

294
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,534
In fact, why don't
you call Binnie

295
00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:49,701
and we'll make it
a foursome?

296
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,767
Yeah, you, Binnie,
me, Finch.

297
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,534
Binnie.
Oh, I'm sorry.

298
00:13:53,601 --> 00:13:54,868
I don't think Binnie
can make it tonight.

299
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,767
She has a cold.

300
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,100
Oh, what's her address?
I'll bring her some soup.

301
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,400
She won't be there.

302
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:01,801
I thought you said
she had a cold.

303
00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:04,133
She's recuperating
at my place.

304
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,634
Fine. Then I'll bring
it by your place.

305
00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:07,100
You can't!
She's allergic.

306
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,167
DENNIS: To soup?

307
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:09,567
Yes, soup, broth.

308
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:13,534
Essentially any liquid
without ice cubes.

309
00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:15,434
Well then,
let's get together this weekend.

310
00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:16,501
We'll make it
a foursome.

311
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,634
Yeah, you, Binnie,
me, Finch.

312
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:19,834
Binnie.

313
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:20,934
Good God,
aren't you listening?

314
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,067
The woman's
at death's door.

315
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,501
I thought you said
she had a cold.

316
00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:27,100
Look, just because I have
my own prescription pad,

317
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,467
doesn't mean
I'm a doctor, okay?

318
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,267
(SNORING)

319
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,267
Hello?

320
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:54,434
Dad.

321
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,000
Maya, where have you been?

322
00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,968
I've been waiting
in this stupid thing

323
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,767
for an hour and a half.

324
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,400
I went to lunch.

325
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,000
We are trying to
run a business here.

326
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,000
Boy, it's hot
in this thing.

327
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,434
I don't know
how those monkeys stand it.

328
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:18,868
What are you doing?

329
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:21,767
You want to go to
a Halloween party with me?

330
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,033
Oh.

331
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,968
What did you think,
you could put on a silly costume

332
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,834
and everything
would be all right?

333
00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:29,400
(SIGHING)

334
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,000
You know
what drives me crazy?

335
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,367
Poachers?

336
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,734
What drives me crazy is

337
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:44,300
we never seem to
get past the past.

338
00:15:45,501 --> 00:15:48,133
Missing Halloween,

339
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,701
or not being there
when you had your tonsils out...

340
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:54,067
That wasn't you
holding my hand?

341
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,868
The point is...

342
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:02,934
I just wish
we could start afresh

343
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,701
and make the rest
go away.

344
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,934
It's not
that easy, Dad.

345
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,467
Look, I can't go back
and change what I did.

346
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:15,968
But I like to think that
I'm doing better now.

347
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,167
Yes, I know
you're trying...

348
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:20,667
I am trying.

349
00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:23,634
I just...

350
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:27,434
(STUTTERING) I think
I've evolved, Maya.

351
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:39,868
Ooh, ooh...

352
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,334
(LAUGHS)

353
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,267
I forgot
your surprise.

354
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,534
Damn thing.

355
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:55,400
Ta-da!

356
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,834
(LAUGHS)
A banana costume?

357
00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:00,968
Come on. Big bash
at Gracie Mansion.

358
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,334
Politicians,
movie stars.

359
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,267
Come on,
what do you say?

360
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:10,234
You and me,
banana and gorilla, together again?

361
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,701
Again?

362
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,601
Okay, together
for the first time.

363
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,601
That's even
more exciting.

364
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,167
So, you'll go?

365
00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:21,067
Yes, I will.

366
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,334
Oh, really?

367
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,734
Yes. That's the difference
between you and me.

368
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:27,067
Once I say
I'll do something, I do it.

369
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,200
You good, me bad.
Got it.

370
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,501
Hey, Maya.

371
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,234
Hi, Glenn.

372
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,667
Gesundheit.

373
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,934
Thanks. I'm glad
I caught you before you split.

374
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,400
Yeah, yeah.

375
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:44,367
Very funny.

376
00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:45,667
How so?

377
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,868
Anyway, I came by
for those notes for my girlfriend.

378
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:55,367
Oh, yeah.
I got them right here. She did a really nice job.

379
00:17:55,434 --> 00:17:56,901
Oh, good.

380
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,467
Oh, this is great,
she'll be very happy.

381
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:03,200
And when she gets happy,
she gets affectionate.

382
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,300
Excuse the
rough language.

383
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,267
Well, have a great night.

384
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:09,667
Thanks again, Maya.
I really owe you one.

385
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,634
It was no problem.

386
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,734
No, really. If you ever
need a favor, just give me a call,

387
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:18,767
or email me at Glennfiles.
mulder.scully.smokingman/ thetruthisoutthere,

388
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:19,868
one word
with no spaces...

389
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,434
I'll just call you.
Okay.

390
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,868
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

391
00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:26,167
Hey, there.

392
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,767
Hey, yourself.

393
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,100
You know,
I'm glad I found you.

394
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,400
Me too.

395
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,601
How you doing?

396
00:18:36,934 --> 00:18:38,400
Great.

397
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:39,934
Big surprise.

398
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,534
So...

399
00:18:45,601 --> 00:18:49,067
So, darndest thing.

400
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,701
I was supposed
to go to a party with some friends tonight,

401
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:54,501
but me being a prince,
and you being a princess,

402
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:58,634
I was kind of hoping
you'd go to dinner with me tonight instead.

403
00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:02,000
What do you have in mind?
White Castle? Burger King?

404
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,067
Maybe for dessert,

405
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:07,534
Dairy Queen
and we can meet Mom.

406
00:19:07,601 --> 00:19:11,334
Oh, what am I thinking?
I have plans tonight.

407
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,901
Isn't there any way
I can get you to change your mind?

408
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,167
Trick-or-treat!

409
00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:23,701
What are you
doing here?

410
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,200
Well, we got
to thinking about you and Binnie

411
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,400
all alone on Halloween.

412
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:28,100
So we thought
we'd stop by.

413
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,200
Oh, well Binnie doesn't
want to be disturbed.

414
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,400
Oh come on,
why don't you ask her?

415
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,701
Yeah. Why don't
you ask Binnie?

416
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:36,734
Wait here.

417
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:42,267
NINA: Binnie, I didn't
invite them. They just stopped by.

418
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:45,901
(MUFFLED VOICE)

419
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:49,000
NINA: Oh, don't be silly.
I am not trying to put you on display.

420
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,300
(SHOUTING IN MUFFLED VOICE)

421
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:52,400
Is that Binnie?

422
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,501
No, it's Nina
doing Binnie.

423
00:19:56,701 --> 00:19:59,133
I'm sorry.
Binnie doesn't feel like seeing anyone.

424
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,601
Oh, really?

425
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,400
That's right.
Well, thanks for coming by.

426
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,567
Nina, could I
get a glass of water from you?

427
00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:08,167
(CLEARS THROAT)
Got a little tickle. Please?

428
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:09,501
Stay right there.

429
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:10,601
And a piece of cheese.

430
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,701
What?

431
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,267
I like cheese.

432
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,534
Don't move.

433
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:20,834
What now?

434
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:22,467
Go in. Come on.

435
00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:33,300
(WHISPERING)
Is that Binnie?

436
00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:35,300
I don't know.
Go check.

437
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,701
(BOTH SCREAM)

438
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,100
Oh, my God!
She's dead!

439
00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:55,234
Nina stuffed her.

440
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,767
I'm not dead!

441
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,467
You shouldn't
have come!

442
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:01,300
(SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY)

443
00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:02,934
Run!

444
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,434
She had a face lift,
a nose job and a chemical peel!

445
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:07,033
I swore I wouldn't tell!

446
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,367
BINNIE: Nina!

447
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,434
Yes, Binnie?

448
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,734
I think my lip
just fell off.

449
00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,334
Oh, not again.

450
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:22,634
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)

451
00:21:22,701 --> 00:21:26,367
Maya, you're
a much better dancer than I remember.

452
00:21:26,434 --> 00:21:27,734
(SNEEZES)

453
00:21:27,801 --> 00:21:29,167
Bless you.

454
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:46,667
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you

455
00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:49,868
* Keeps bringing me home

456
00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:54,367
* It don't matter
what I wanna do

457
00:21:54,434 --> 00:21:59,467
* 'Cause it's gotta
mind of its own

458
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:05,167
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *

459
00:22:05,217 --> 00:22:09,767
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